What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

While wearing high heels and walking heel to toe, when the toe box hit the floor there is a noise. How do I keep the noise just for the heel?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

From Russia With Love

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Is Obito Uchiha redeemable?

Goldfinger

You Only Live Twice

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What happened to your school bully?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Why is it so common for married white women to have an affair with black men? Does it bother white guys?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Have you ever had a weird experience immediately following the death of a loved one that made you think there is an afterlife and that the deceased person was communicating with you?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Why does my best friend call me ugly and act like she’s joking, but today she looked at me and said “I wouldn’t lie to you”? What should I say back to her?

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

The Man with the Golden Gun

How short is too short for a skirt?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Moonraker

Which race of women are the hottest?

Live and Let Die

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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A View to a Kill

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Diamonds Are Forever

Octopussy

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…